Mandarin Moving Media!

Mandarin? Juicy fruit, painted duck, or just the voice of over a billion people. Love it or hate it Mandarin Chinese is a world language of increasing importance and increasing familiarity across the globe. Thousands of characters, various tones, radicals and seemingly nothing in common with the European tongues. Impenetrable, impossible.
But consider this. Sexless nouns and no conjugation. And pinyin!
So why not sing along to this?.......